Welcome to the Plot Twist!

Ever feel like life just threw a wrench in your perfectly laid plans? Yeah, me too! Join plottwistpatriot, your go-to blog for navigating the beautiful chaos of being a wife, veteran, and mother, all while tackling multiple divorces, marriage, and everything in between all with a zesty side of humor. We're here to talk about all the bullshit nobody wants to, maybe bake some bread, deal with teenagers, and loving our spouse! Dive in and get ready for some real talk and a whole lot of laughs.

Here for it!!

Life is a beautiful, hard, and sometimes shitty thing. I am here for it! The good and the bad, and I am here to tell you the TRUTH about every bit! Those fun parts everyone likes to hide, that is what you will find here. The past is forgivable but not forgettable. Learning how to face it, and let it go has been huge, but part of that is this, and it won't be so forgiving.

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Welcome.......You can't make this shit up!

I feel like we have all told our kids that being a grownup is not as exciting as you think it is. In fact, it is an epic shit show, and we are just trying to stay afloat. And for the most part, I am successful. But, as we all know, life never goes as planned. We have to roll with the punches, and that I surely did! I would like to share some of that with you. 

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About plottwistpatriot

This isn't your grandma's blog (unless your grandma is super cool and talks about divorce with a smile). plottwistpatriot is a personal journey, just for me, but shared with you. It's about being raw, real, and hilariously honest about life's curveballs. As a veteran, a wife (well, technically navigating that chapter for the third time), and a mom, I'm spilling the tea on all the messy, beautiful, and downright funny parts of it all. No filters, no pretense, just authentic stories and thoughts to make you feel a little less alone and a lot more entertained.